My friend showed me this, and I thought it was lolarious, and it's kinda relevant 'cause I'm learning Finnish now:
Mikä tämä on? Onko tämä vitsi? Missä helvetissä Xulu on? Röömi?? Onko "K" vokaali siellä? Is this dumb chick a meme in Finland? (Crikey, I just started learning suomi and I'm still doing better than this. -_- I hope... hell, most of what they're saying in this video is still over my head, but this chick is so muy estúpido that I'm able to catch onto the fail all the same.)
Even though actually explaining it in English is totally unfunny, this ditz (among other things):
- Tried to solve "Toppilan satama sijaitsee Oulussa" (meaning roughly "Topilla harbor is in Oulu") as "Toppilan Satama Sijaitsee Xulussa" ("Topilla harbor is in Xulu") ...lolwut. X isn't even a productive letter in Finnish. It shows up less than it does in English.
- Tried to buy the "vowel" k. 'nuff said. That's just as fail in Finnish as it is in English.
- Tried to solve "Polkka on lähtöisin Böömista" ("Polka is from Bohemia") as "Polkka on lähtöisin Röömista" ("Polka is from Röömi"). Just as bizarre as Xulu, but for some reason I think Xulu sounds infinitely funnier, especially its inflected inessive form Xulussa. It almost sounds perverted, like "stick it in my xulussa, bebe~♥". I wonder which would be a better place to live: "Xulu" or "Röömi"?
I'd actually watch game shows if all the contestants were this terminally dimwitted.
(Also, that "syvähierontalaite" thing is just... wut.)